Sunday, November 05, 2006
You made me do this
I know I will probably get some nice hate mail for this one, but I don't care. This is for anybody that is more than sixteen years old and is paying money to go see Justin Timberlake. If this applies to you, then you need to do the following.
1 - Get a wrench
2 - Fit it around your neck
3 - Firmly but gently pull your head out of your ass
4 - Brace against a wall for balance
5 - Kick your own ass
Repeat step five until you can come up with something better to do with your money.
In the event that step five fails, please send the cost of the tickets to my paypal account and I will send you a stylish Copyright Adam Durrant t-shirt.
My gods people. He doesn't write his own music, he sings through a vocoder and somehow still he needs backup singers. Slay the beast.
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2 comments:
Just read your post, well my husband did and pointed it out to me. I was going to reply online but thought I would spare the public battle. Durrant, it's okay that you're jealous because the man is making more money then you, has had more women then you, and can actually sing better then you... and yes he does write his own music. So just so that you know it's okay, and I'm sure there are counsellors out there to help you get over your jealousy. I'm going to go to that concert, sit in my nose bleed overpriced seats, and enjoy every minute of it. And if you're real lucky you'll get a video recording of the whole damn thing ;)LOL
I agreee 100% with what Mr. Durrant has discussed. The absurd notion that someone would actually spend money to watch a skinny, white high-pitched "man" jump around the stage acting like he is the best thing known to women is pathetic!! All those non-J.T. supporters I salute you!!
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